Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.
Robert H. Schuller (via thesearosesail)
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how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
(via slapmytitties)
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
(via slapmytitties)
Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
(via gayyourlifemustbe)
| Black guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Criminal. |
| Muslim guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Terrorist. |
| Latino guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Criminal. |
| White guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.) |
| Teenage boys rape a girl | |
| News: | Potential NFL athletes, popular students, class presidents, funny, intelligent, bright, enthusiastic, handsome, sought after, promising, polite, "poor boys who lost their future dream" |
| Teenage girl is raped: | |
| News: | What was she wearing? Was she drunk? How much was she drinking? Was her cleavage showing? Well maybe she was asking for it? Well was it really "rape"? She was a slut. Teens today are too sexually active. Did she lead them on? |
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
(via snorlaxatives)
they fucked up the yearbook
no they didn’t. surprise, you aren’t graduating for 90 years
(via merranieahn)
